Derived from official box scores
Week 8 Recap
Season X · 2026. Arithmetic, not editorial judgement.
The week
What Happened
High score
Bell-o Darkness My Old Friend
157.7 points
Low score
Crab Meat
80.3 points
Largest margin
Spicey Sauce vs Dumpy Umbrella
30.7 points
Closest game
The Thrashers vs Dumb Blondes
4.3 points
Best starter
Joe Burrow
39.5 points
Biggest bust
Lamar Jackson
22.2 below projection
Points left on bench
Dumb Blondes
58.9 bench points
Luckiest win
Beats by Ray
Won below the weekly median of 130.2.
Unluckiest loss
Run CMC
Lost above the weekly median of 130.2.
Record Book movement
First meeting between Ben Spicer and Luke Spicer
1 historical mark touched.