Season X · 2026

Teams

The ten teams of Season X, in current standings order. Team names change and coaches persist — each profile carries the full career, with every historical team identity preserved as it was that season.

Dumb BlondesNikolas Steacker

0–0Season X

PF: 0.0
PA: 0.0
Proj: 115.1

Week 1: Dumpy Umbrella

All-time 70–64 · 1× Large Bowl · 10 seasons

Crab MeatEthan Spicer

0–0Season X

PF: 0.0
PA: 0.0
Proj: 118.1

Week 1: The Thrashers

All-time 56–61 · 1× Large Bowl · 9 seasons

Dumpy UmbrellaBen Spicer

0–0Season X

PF: 0.0
PA: 0.0
Proj: 117.4

Week 1: Dumb Blondes

All-time 0–0 · 1 seasons

Spicey SauceLuke Spicer

0–0Season X

PF: 0.0
PA: 0.0
Proj: 123.0

Week 1: The Skrtles

All-time 69–62 · 10 seasons

Pizza PlanetSeamus Flanigan

0–0Season X

PF: 0.0
PA: 0.0
Proj: 124.0

Week 1: Bell-o Darkness My Old Friend

All-time 75–60 · 3× Large Bowl · 10 seasons

Chief KeithKeith Paley Jr.

0–0Season X

PF: 0.0
PA: 0.0
Proj: 124.3

Week 1: Run CMC

All-time 65–62 · 1× Large Bowl · 10 seasons

The ThrashersGeorge Greeby

0–0Season X

PF: 0.0
PA: 0.0
Proj: 121.2

Week 1: Crab Meat

All-time 31–29–1 · 1× Large Bowl · 5 seasons

Run CMCRyan Orzeck

0–0Season X

PF: 0.0
PA: 0.0
Proj: 117.5

Week 1: Chief Keith

All-time 75–45 · 2× Large Bowl · 9 seasons

Bell-o Darkness My Old FriendEric Peters

0–0Season X

PF: 0.0
PA: 0.0
Proj: 128.5

Week 1: Pizza Planet

All-time 51–63 · 9 seasons

The SkrtlesBrendan Dever

0–0Season X

PF: 0.0
PA: 0.0
Proj: 115.9

Week 1: Spicey Sauce

All-time 51–51–1 · 8 seasons

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Top 6 qualify for the championship bracket. Order is win percentage, then points for — the same rule the standings use.

Also

Elsewhere

Former coaches →

Standings for the full table, Schedule for fixtures, and Playoff Center for what each result means.