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Nikolas Steacker
Active Coach1× Large Bowl Champion

Nikolas Steacker

Dumb Blondes
10 seasons · 2017–2026
Large Bowl II · 2018
70
Career wins
70–64 · .520
1
Large Bowls
3 appearances
6
Playoff berths
of 10 seasons
122.0
Points per game
16348 for · 16113 against
Nikolas SteackerDumb Blondes70–64 · 1×
Season X · Week 1

Dumb Blondes

Standings →
Record
0–0
1st in the league
Points For
0.0
This season
Points Against
0.0
This season
Projected
115.1
Week 1 starters
Dumb Blondes115.1vsDumpy Umbrella117.4
Ben Spicer · projectedFull matchup →
Season X

Current Roster

SlotStarterPtsProj
QBPatrick MahomesQB · KC · vs DEN · questionable—15.5
RBDe'Von AchaneRB · MIA · @ LV—18.2
RBSaquon BarkleyRB · PHI · vs WSH—17.7
WRZay FlowersWR · BAL · @ IND · questionable—14.2
WRMichael WilsonWR · ARI · @ LAC—10.5
TETravis KelceTE · KC · vs DEN—9.8
FLEXKyren WilliamsRB · LAR · vs SF—13.7
D/STRams D/STD/ST · LAR · vs SF—6.2
KJason MyersK · SEA · vs NE—9.4
Bench
BEJalen HurtsQB · PHI · vs WSH—21.1
BEJadarian PriceRB · SEA · vs NE—13.6
BEParker WashingtonWR · JAX · vs CLE—10.8
BEKC ConcepcionWR · CLE · @ JAX—9.1
BEDalton KincaidTE · BUF · @ HOU—8.7
BERomeo DoubsWR · NE · @ SEA—8.2
Starters—115.1

Updated 2 minutes ago

Career

All-Time Record

Regular Season
63–59
.520
Postseason
7–5
.580
All-Play
648–578
luck -1.0
Seasons
10
2017–2026
Standing In The Book

Records Held

Record book →
League leader1368.18
Fewest Points Allowed
9–4
League leader35.00
Highest Defense / Special Teams Score
D/ST · Dumb Blondes
League leader48.70
Highest FLEX Score
FLEX · Dumb Blondes
League leader3
Most Large Bowl Appearances
2nd all-time16348.34
Career Points Scored
2nd all-time164.96
Highest Losing Score
vs Adrian Beaterson 164.96–182.24
2nd all-time7
Most Playoff Wins
7–5 in the bracket
3rd all-time43.50
Highest Bench Score
Left on the bench
3rd all-time24.00
Highest Kicker Score
K · Dumb Blondes
3rd all-time54.32
Lowest Losing Score
vs Run CMC 54.32–120.12
3rd all-time54.32
Lowest Team Score
vs Run CMC 54.32–120.12
3rd all-time70
Most Career Wins
70–64 overall
Career

Signature Games

Highest Score
178.1
2018
Lowest Score
54.3
2022
Biggest Win
+84.9
2018
Closest Win
+0.30
2024
Best Loss
165.0
2018
Streaks
W8 · L7
Longest winning / losing runs
Timeline

Career Path

Season-by-season results for Nikolas Steacker
SeasonTeamRegularPlayoffsPFPAFinish
I2017Dumb Blondes9–42–119301690Large Bowl Runner-Up
II2018Dumb Blondes8–52–020101883Large Bowl II Champion
III2019Dumb Blondes9–41–119241854Large Bowl Runner-Up
IV2020Dumb Blondes4–9—160917557th
V2021Dumb Blondes8–61–120201905Semifinalist
VI2022Dumb Blondes4–10—1422159412th
VII2023Dumb Blondes9–51–119411820Semifinalist
VIII2024Dumb Blondes5–9—166318018th
IX2025Dumb Blondes7–70–118311810Playoff Berth
X2026Dumb Blondes0–0—00Preseason
Milestones
2017
Joined the league with Dumb Blondes
Season I · finished Large Bowl Runner-Up
2017
Best season: 9–4
Dumb Blondes · 1930 points for
2018
Won Large Bowl II
Dumb Blondes · 8–5 regular season
2026
Most recent season with Dumb Blondes
0–0 · Preseason
Official Honors

Trophy Case

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Large Bowl Champion
Season II
From the record
Large Bowl Appearance2×
2 further appearances
From the record
Playoff Appearance6×
6 seasons in the championship bracket
From the record
The Nathan Peterman Award
4–10 regular season
From the record
Turkey Bowl MVP
League award
Postseason

Playoff History

IXQuarterfinal vs The Thrashers2025 · George Greeby148.2–150.7VIISemifinal vs The Skrtles2023 · Brendan Dever124.2–156.1VIIQuarterfinal vs Pizza Planet2023 · Seamus Flanigan134.2–98.3VSemifinal vs The Thrashers2021 · George Greeby126.0–152.5VQuarterfinal vs Limp CMC2021 · Ryan Orzeck126.5–80.1IIILarge Bowl vs Run CMC2019 · Ryan Orzeck104.7–166.2IIISemifinal vs Spicey Sauce2019 · Luke Spicer166.9–109.7IILarge Bowl vs Adrian Beaterson2018 · John McCoy156.3–107.4IISemifinal vs RIP SKRT (SKRTLES)2018 · Brendan Dever115.3–112.4ILarge Bowl vs Beats By Ray2017 · Seamus Flanigan115.0–118.0ISemifinal vs Spicey Sauce2017 · Luke Spicer132.0–117.5IQuarterfinal vs DogShxt Weetards2017 · John McCoy116.0–86.2
Rivalries

Head to Head

Compare coaches →
Nikolas Steacker head-to-head records
OpponentAll-TimeRegularPlayoffAvg PFStreak
Seamus Flanigan4–143–131–1115.9L4
John McCoy7–85–82–0129.0W1
Luke Spicer8–66–62–0117.4L1
Keith Paley Jr.7–77–7—117.9W1
Ryan Orzeck8–67–51–1125.8L1
Ethan Spicer9–49–4—132.8W1
Brendan Dever5–64–51–1116.0L1
Eric Peters6–36–3—118.8L1
Gabe Giovene5–35–3—118.1L1
George Greeby2–52–30–2123.8L1
Luke Pryor3–03–0—124.5W3
Connor Fennell2–02–0—135.7W2
Will Judd1–11–1—160.9W1
Nick Paley1–11–1—122.3L1
Dan Jurgelewicz1–01–0—123.1W1
Mike Campellone1–01–0—122.7W1
Pat Fischetti1–01–0—101.5W1
Draft

Draft History

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X · 2026
De'Von Achane
RBPick #10 · 15 selections
IX · 2025
Malik Nabers
WRPick #9 · 15 selections
VIII · 2024
Saquon Barkley
RBPick #10 · 15 selections
VII · 2023
Christian McCaffrey
RBPick #2 · 15 selections

153 career selections across 10 drafts.

Archive

Complete Game Log

Complete official game log
SeasonWkOpponentScoreResult
IXQFThe ThrashersGeorge Greeby148.2–150.7L
IX14Pizza PlanetSeamus Flanigan102.1–112.2L
IX13Crab MeatEthan Spicer132.4–98.9W
IX12The SkrtlesBrendan Dever122.2–136.7L
IX11Run CMCRyan Orzeck126.3–127.6L
IX10Spicey SauceLuke Spicer129.9–159.0L
IX9Chief KeithKeith Paley Jr.109.3–105.9W
IX8Bell-o Darkness My Old FriendEric Peters86.7–177.2L
IX7The ThrashersGeorge Greeby142.4–101.3W
IX6Gas PackJohn McCoy152.3–92.3W
IX5Pizza PlanetSeamus Flanigan103.2–127.0L
IX4Crab MeatEthan Spicer125.5–127.9L
IX3The SkrtlesBrendan Dever112.0–92.2W
IX2Run CMCRyan Orzeck140.0–107.8W
IX1Spicey SauceLuke Spicer98.3–92.9W
VIII14Nasty SlobsGabe Giovene112.9–120.0L
VIII13Gas PackJohn McCoy117.3–136.5L
VIII12Pizza PlanetSeamus Flanigan116.1–157.4L
VIII11The SkrtlesBrendan Dever119.1–139.4L
VIII10Crab MeatEthan Spicer119.9–153.5L
VIII9Bell-o Darkness My Old FriendEric Peters132.6–110.1W
VIII8Chief KeithKeith Paley Jr.138.8–156.5L
VIII7Spicey SauceLuke Spicer84.9–84.6W
VIII6Run CMCRyan Orzeck125.0–131.7L
VIII5Nasty SlobsGabe Giovene127.7–120.1W
VIII4Gas PackJohn McCoy94.3–117.1L
VIII3Pizza PlanetSeamus Flanigan107.2–121.2L
VIII2The SkrtlesBrendan Dever132.5–130.7W
VIII1Crab MeatEthan Spicer134.1–121.7W
VIISFThe SkrtlesBrendan Dever124.2–156.1L
VIIQFPizza PlanetSeamus Flanigan134.2–98.3W
VII14Spicey SauceLuke Spicer128.7–113.3W
VII13Gas PackJohn McCoy123.1–128.5L
VII12Chief KeithKeith Paley Jr.123.3–91.4W
VII11Nasty SlobsGabe Giovene130.6–108.3W
VII10Pizza PlanetSeamus Flanigan107.8–131.1L
VII9Run CMCRyan Orzeck92.6–116.5L
VII8Bell-o Darkness My Old FriendEric Peters140.8–105.2W
VII7Crab MeatEthan Spicer119.6–100.5W
VII6The SkrtlesBrendan Dever91.9–131.5L
VII5Spicey SauceLuke Spicer154.6–146.9W
VII4Gas PackJohn McCoy112.8–79.9W
VII3Chief KeithKeith Paley Jr.152.3–115.6W
VII2Nasty SlobsGabe Giovene104.3–74.4W
VII1Pizza PlanetSeamus Flanigan99.8–123.0L
VI14Run CMCRyan Orzeck54.3–120.1L
VI13Chief KeithKeith Paley Jr.112.0–125.0L
VI12Crab MeatEthan Spicer128.3–90.5W
VI11The ThrashedGeorge Greeby100.4–156.1L
VI10Spicey SauceLuke Spicer106.9–116.1L
VI9Gas PackJohn McCoy99.1–104.4L
VI8Pizza PlanetSeamus Flanigan113.8–124.7L
VI7Shirtless TeamPat Fischetti101.5–91.1W
VI6Nasty SlobsGabe Giovene110.4–71.1W
VI5Bell-o Darkness My Old FriendEric Peters101.6–146.6L
VI4The SkrtlesBrendan Dever73.1–106.2L
VI3Run CMCRyan Orzeck115.6–100.8W
VI2Chief KeithKeith Paley Jr.77.8–101.3L
VI1Crab MeatEthan Spicer127.2–140.4L
VSFThe ThrashersGeorge Greeby126.0–152.5L
VQFLimp CMCRyan Orzeck126.5–80.1W
V14Gas Pack💨John McCoy112.3–127.4L
V13Limp CMCRyan Orzeck135.8–105.0W
V12The ThrashersGeorge Greeby101.2–143.2L
V11Chief KeithKeith Paley Jr.139.1–105.9W
V10الدماغية بلدي ا السكتةEthan Spicer131.4–116.3W
V9Bell-o Darkness My Old FriendEric Peters99.3–75.8W
V8Spicey SauceLuke Spicer99.0–109.7L
V7Nasty SlobsGabe Giovene124.0–121.8W
V6Beats By RaySeamus Flanigan134.7–105.8W
V5Gas Pack💨John McCoy166.5–101.6W
V4Limp CMCRyan Orzeck118.8–93.8W
V3The ThrashersGeorge Greeby122.7–128.9L
V2Chief KeithKeith Paley Jr.153.8–160.1L
V1الدماغية بلدي ا السكتةEthan Spicer129.1–177.3L
IV13Nasty SlobsGabe Giovene108.4–121.6L
IV12Gas Pack💨John McCoy137.8–172.7L
IV11Hot Chubb Time MachineNick Paley106.9–118.8L
IV10Beats By RaySeamus Flanigan96.4–129.4L
IV9Bell-o Darkness My Old FriendEric Peters171.0–113.8W
IV8Crab MeatEthan Spicer157.0–92.7W
IV7Spicey SauceLuke Spicer94.3–140.0L
IV6Chief KeithKeith Paley Jr.103.2–68.7W
IV5Run CMCRyan Orzeck150.2–176.6L
IV4Nasty SlobsGabe Giovene126.4–168.0L
IV3Gas Pack💨John McCoy108.2–162.1L
IV2Hot Chubb Time MachineNick Paley137.6–129.0W
IV1Beats By RaySeamus Flanigan111.1–161.6L
IIILBRun CMCRyan Orzeck104.7–166.2L
IIISFSpicey SauceLuke Spicer166.9–109.7W
III13Chief KeithKeith Paley Jr.102.4–103.8L
III12Beats By RaySeamus Flanigan105.5–95.0W
III11Crab MeatEthan Spicer105.5–93.8W
III10Run CMCRyan Orzeck140.5–137.6W
III9The SkrtlesBrendan Dever147.3–126.1W
III8Spicey SauceLuke Spicer111.8–135.0L
III7Bell-o Darkness My Old FriendEric Peters120.3–125.3L
III6The ThrashersGeorge Greeby125.5–114.3W
III5The TeamJohn McCoy151.5–120.0W
III4Chief KeithKeith Paley Jr.140.7–108.1W
III3Beats By RaySeamus Flanigan94.3–128.4L
III2Crab MeatEthan Spicer146.6–135.1W
III1Run CMCRyan Orzeck161.0–156.0W
IILBAdrian BeatersonJohn McCoy156.3–107.4W
IISFRIP SKRT (SKRTLES)Brendan Dever115.3–112.4W
II13Beats By RaySeamus Flanigan159.9–102.6W
II12Team PryorLuke Pryor149.3–135.3W
II11Ron Mexico's RevengeWill Judd178.1–93.2W
II10Bell-o Darkness My Old FriendEric Peters113.4–108.3W
II9RIP SKRT (SKRTLES)Brendan Dever86.1–127.1L
II8Adrian BeatersonJohn McCoy165.0–182.2L
II7Spare Players?Keith Paley Jr.90.6–114.9L
II6Bad JuJuRyan Orzeck & Ethan Spicer170.3–162.5W
II5Spicey SauceLuke Spicer126.3–125.4W
II4Beats By RaySeamus Flanigan144.6–161.2L
II3Team PryorLuke Pryor106.7–104.6W
II2Ron Mexico's RevengeWill Judd143.6–148.2L
II1Bell-o Darkness My Old FriendEric Peters104.0–97.7W
ILBBeats By RaySeamus Flanigan115.0–118.0L
ISFSpicey SauceLuke Spicer132.0–117.5W
IQFDogShxt WeetardsJohn McCoy116.0–86.2W
I13Team PaleyKeith Paley Jr.95.1–100.9L
I12Spicey SauceLuke Spicer79.9–130.7L
I11Beats By RaySeamus Flanigan130.1–138.4L
I10I'm retardedConnor Fennell120.5–119.8W
I9DogShxt WeetardsJohn McCoy122.8–95.2W
I8The CampersMike Campellone122.7–90.0W
I7RIP SKRTBrendan Dever151.8–94.3W
I6Fook FloydLuke Pryor117.6–85.7W
I5Team JurgelewiczDan Jurgelewicz123.1–100.1W
I4Team PaleyKeith Paley Jr.112.3–96.9W
I3Spicey SauceLuke Spicer129.5–103.8W
I2Beats By RaySeamus Flanigan110.3–119.9L
I1I'm retardedConnor Fennell150.8–92.5W