Active Coach1× Large Bowl Champion

Ethan Spicer

Crab Meat

9 seasons · 2018–2026

Large Bowl IX · 2025

Career wins

56–61 · .480

Large Bowls

1 appearance

Playoff berths

of 9 seasons

122.5

Points per game

14332 for · 14456 against

Ethan SpicerCrab Meat56–61 · 1×

Season X · Week 1

Crab Meat

Standings →

Record

0–0

2nd in the league

Points For

0.0

This season

Points Against

0.0

This season

Projected

118.1

Week 1 starters

Crab Meat118.1vsThe Thrashers121.2

George Greeby · projectedFull matchup →

Season X

Current Roster

SlotStarterPtsProj

Caleb WilliamsQB · CHI · @ CAR—16.3

Omarion HamptonRB · LAC · vs ARI—17.6

David MontgomeryRB · HOU · vs BUF—12.7

Puka NacuaWR · LAR · vs SF—21.1

Malik NabersWR · NYG · vs DAL · questionable—13.8

George KittleTE · SF · @ LAR · questionable—8.4

FLEX

Emeka EgbukaWR · TB · @ CIN · questionable—14.0

D/ST

Broncos D/STD/ST · DEN · @ KC—5.9

Will ReichardK · MIN · vs GB—8.4

Bench

Jeremiyah LoveRB · ARI · @ LAC · questionable—14.7

Michael Pittman Jr.WR · PIT · vs ATL · questionable—12.3

Stefon DiggsWR · WSH · @ PHI—9.7

De'Zhaun StriblingWR · SF · @ LAR—9.6

Isaiah LikelyTE · NYG · vs DAL—9.4

Tyler AllgeierRB · ARI · @ LAC—6.8

Starters—118.1

Updated 2 minutes ago

Career

All-Time Record

Regular Season

52–57

.480

Postseason

4–4

.500

All-Play

534–537–2

luck -2.5

Seasons

2018–2026

Standing In The Book

Records Held

Record book →

League leader0.40

Closest Playoff Game

Crab Meat 142.9 def. Chief Keith 142.5

2nd all-time160.62

Highest Large Bowl Score

vs The Thrashers 160.62–105.08

2nd all-time43.76

Highest Quarterback Score

QB · Crab Meat

2nd all-time45.00

Highest Tight End Score

TE · Crab Meat

2nd all-time55.40

Highest Wide Receiver Score

WR · Crab Meat

2nd all-time0.10

Smallest Margin of Victory

Crab Meat 102.68 def. Nasty Slobs 102.58

3rd all-time162.50

Highest Losing Score

vs Dumb Blondes 162.5–170.32

3rd all-time55.40

Highest Single-Week Score

WR · Crab Meat

3rd all-time8 games

Longest Losing Streak

3rd all-time1

Most Large Bowl Championships

2025

3rd all-time3–11

Worst Single-Season Record

3–11

Career

Signature Games

Streaks

W6 · L8

Longest winning / losing runs

Timeline

Career Path

Season-by-season results for Ethan Spicer
Season	Team	Regular	Playoffs	PF	PA	Finish
II2018	Bad JuJuCo-managed with Ryan Orzeck	7–6	0–1	1779	1736	Playoff Berth
III2019	Crab Meat	5–8	—	1481	1664	10th
IV2020	Crab Meat	6–7	—	1550	1681	9th
V2021	الدماغية بلدي ا السكتة	3–11	—	1665	1815	8th
VI2022	Crab Meat	7–7	0–1	1819	1853	Playoff Berth
VII2023	Crab Meat	8–6	1–1	1918	1889	Semifinalist
VIII2024	Crab Meat	8–6	0–1	1904	1872	Playoff Berth
IX2025	Crab Meat	8–6	3–0	2217	1946	Large Bowl IX Champion
X2026	Crab Meat	0–0	—	0	0	Preseason

Milestones

2018

Joined the league with Bad JuJu

Season II · finished Playoff Berth

2019

Rebranded as Crab Meat

Previously Bad JuJu

2021

Rebranded as الدماغية بلدي ا السكتة

Previously Crab Meat

2022

Rebranded as Crab Meat

Previously الدماغية بلدي ا السكتة

2023

Best season: 8–6

Crab Meat · 1918 points for

2025

Won Large Bowl IX

Crab Meat · 8–6 regular season

2026

Most recent season with Crab Meat

0–0 · Preseason

Official Honors

Trophy Case

View all →

Large Bowl Champion

Season IX

From the record

Playoff Appearance5×

5 seasons in the championship bracket

From the record

The Nathan Peterman Award

3–11 regular season

From the record

Turkey Bowl MVP5×

League award

Postseason

Playoff History

Large Bowl vs The Thrashers2025 · George Greeby160.6–105.1 IX

Semifinal vs Chief Keith2025 · Keith Paley Jr.142.9–142.5 IX

Quarterfinal vs Pizza Planet2025 · Seamus Flanigan144.7–87.5 VIII

Quarterfinal vs Bell-o Darkness My Old Friend2024 · Eric Peters111.9–146.4 VII

Semifinal vs Run CMC2023 · Ryan Orzeck90.5–96.9 VII

Quarterfinal vs Spicey Sauce2023 · Luke Spicer148.9–115.1 VI

Quarterfinal vs Run CMC2022 · Ryan Orzeck146.0–148.0 IIQuarterfinal vs Ron Mexico's Revenge2018 · Will Judd97.8–137.0

Rivalries

Head to Head

Compare coaches →

Ethan Spicer head-to-head records
Opponent	All-Time	Regular	Playoff	Avg PF	Streak
Luke Spicer	8–6	7–6	1–0	129.8	L2
Seamus Flanigan	8–5	7–5	1–0	125.1	W6
Nikolas Steacker	4–9	4–9	—	123.9	L1
Keith Paley Jr.	8–5	7–5	1–0	129.6	W5
Ryan Orzeck	5–8	5–6	0–2	126.3	W1
John McCoy	7–5	7–5	—	120.6	L1
Brendan Dever	4–7	4–7	—	108.2	L2
Eric Peters	2–8	2–7	0–1	111.7	W1
Gabe Giovene	5–2	5–2	—	109.1	W3
George Greeby	2–4	1–4	1–0	128.4	W1
Will Judd	0–2	0–1	0–1	125.9	L2
Luke Pryor	1–0	1–0	—	178.6	W1
Nick Paley	1–0	1–0	—	131.6	W1
Pat Fischetti	1–0	1–0	—	100.8	W1

Draft

Draft History

View all →

X · 2026

Puka Nacua

WRPick #7 · 15 selections

IX · 2025

Christian McCaffrey

RBPick #7 · 15 selections

VIII · 2024

Ja'Marr Chase

WRPick #8 · 15 selections

VII · 2023

Tyreek Hill

WRPick #5 · 15 selections

137 career selections across 9 drafts.

Complete Game Log

Complete official game log
Season	Wk	Opponent	Score	Result
IX	LB	The ThrashersGeorge Greeby	160.6–105.1	W
IX	SF	Chief KeithKeith Paley Jr.	142.9–142.5	W
IX	QF	Pizza PlanetSeamus Flanigan	144.7–87.5	W
IX	14	Chief KeithKeith Paley Jr.	130.4–81.2	W
IX	13	Dumb BlondesNikolas Steacker	98.9–132.4	L
IX	12	The ThrashersGeorge Greeby	119.9–162.5	L
IX	11	Gas PackJohn McCoy	97.1–125.8	L
IX	10	Pizza PlanetSeamus Flanigan	131.7–111.4	W
IX	9	Bell-o Darkness My Old FriendEric Peters	123.4–83.1	W
IX	8	The SkrtlesBrendan Dever	83.5–109.1	L
IX	7	Run CMCRyan Orzeck	182.4–107.3	W
IX	6	Spicey SauceLuke Spicer	116.4–119.2	L
IX	5	Chief KeithKeith Paley Jr.	159.6–123.1	W
IX	4	Dumb BlondesNikolas Steacker	127.9–125.5	W
IX	3	The ThrashersGeorge Greeby	133.1–139.9	L
IX	2	Gas PackJohn McCoy	137.8–80.8	W
IX	1	Pizza PlanetSeamus Flanigan	126.7–109.6	W
VIII	QF	Bell-o Darkness My Old FriendEric Peters	111.9–146.4	L
VIII	14	Pizza PlanetSeamus Flanigan	175.5–113.1	W
VIII	13	The SkrtlesBrendan Dever	99.3–154.0	L
VIII	12	Chief KeithKeith Paley Jr.	116.6–112.2	W
VIII	11	Bell-o Darkness My Old FriendEric Peters	120.9–141.4	L
VIII	10	Dumb BlondesNikolas Steacker	153.5–119.9	W
VIII	9	Spicey SauceLuke Spicer	103.7–132.9	L
VIII	8	Run CMCRyan Orzeck	116.1–154.5	L
VIII	7	Nasty SlobsGabe Giovene	143.0–111.7	W
VIII	6	Gas PackJohn McCoy	130.8–107.7	W
VIII	5	Pizza PlanetSeamus Flanigan	167.4–124.4	W
VIII	4	The SkrtlesBrendan Dever	117.1–94.7	W
VIII	3	Chief KeithKeith Paley Jr.	138.4–91.7	W
VIII	2	Bell-o Darkness My Old FriendEric Peters	87.7–132.8	L
VIII	1	Dumb BlondesNikolas Steacker	121.7–134.1	L
VII	SF	Run CMCRyan Orzeck	90.5–96.9	L
VII	QF	Spicey SauceLuke Spicer	148.9–115.1	W
VII	14	Run CMCRyan Orzeck	128.3–94.2	W
VII	13	The SkrtlesBrendan Dever	179.9–134.0	W
VII	12	Spicey SauceLuke Spicer	111.7–167.0	L
VII	11	Gas PackJohn McCoy	112.2–85.8	W
VII	10	Chief KeithKeith Paley Jr.	107.5–133.8	L
VII	9	Nasty SlobsGabe Giovene	114.0–96.1	W
VII	8	Pizza PlanetSeamus Flanigan	110.7–107.8	W
VII	7	Dumb BlondesNikolas Steacker	100.5–119.6	L
VII	6	Bell-o Darkness My Old FriendEric Peters	119.1–110.9	W
VII	5	Run CMCRyan Orzeck	153.8–138.7	W
VII	4	The SkrtlesBrendan Dever	76.9–103.0	L
VII	3	Spicey SauceLuke Spicer	93.8–115.8	L
VII	2	Gas PackJohn McCoy	113.9–118.1	L
VII	1	Chief KeithKeith Paley Jr.	156.5–152.5	W
VI	QF	Run CMCRyan Orzeck	146.0–148.0	L
VI	14	The SkrtlesBrendan Dever	96.9–91.9	W
VI	13	Run CMCRyan Orzeck	102.9–136.8	L
VI	12	Dumb BlondesNikolas Steacker	90.5–128.3	L
VI	11	Chief KeithKeith Paley Jr.	112.8–129.5	L
VI	10	The ThrashedGeorge Greeby	97.9–101.0	L
VI	9	Spicey SauceLuke Spicer	153.0–130.1	W
VI	8	Gas PackJohn McCoy	156.7–138.8	W
VI	7	Pizza PlanetSeamus Flanigan	102.7–142.5	L
VI	6	Shirtless TeamPat Fischetti	100.8–89.1	W
VI	5	Nasty SlobsGabe Giovene	118.1–106.6	W
VI	4	Bell-o Darkness My Old FriendEric Peters	126.0–145.8	L
VI	3	The SkrtlesBrendan Dever	118.4–118.5	L
VI	2	Run CMCRyan Orzeck	155.3–119.0	W
VI	1	Dumb BlondesNikolas Steacker	140.4–127.2	W
V	14	Spicey SauceLuke Spicer	136.0–135.4	W
V	13	Nasty SlobsGabe Giovene	102.6–134.6	L
V	12	Beats By RaySeamus Flanigan	77.8–96.1	L
V	11	Gas Pack💨John McCoy	72.2–90.0	L
V	10	Dumb BlondesNikolas Steacker	116.3–131.4	L
V	9	The ThrashersGeorge Greeby	85.6–109.3	L
V	8	Chief KeithKeith Paley Jr.	145.8–152.3	L
V	7	Limp CMCRyan Orzeck	125.1–157.5	L
V	6	Bell-o Darkness My Old FriendEric Peters	141.6–154.6	L
V	5	Spicey SauceLuke Spicer	169.1–122.7	W
V	4	Nasty SlobsGabe Giovene	90.8–138.2	L
V	3	Beats By RaySeamus Flanigan	110.9–148.2	L
V	2	Gas Pack💨John McCoy	114.1–115.3	L
V	1	Dumb BlondesNikolas Steacker	177.3–129.1	W
IV	13	Spicey SauceLuke Spicer	168.5–140.7	W
IV	12	Chief KeithKeith Paley Jr.	141.7–114.3	W
IV	11	Run CMCRyan Orzeck	114.4–130.8	L
IV	10	Nasty SlobsGabe Giovene	92.3–81.8	W
IV	9	Gas Pack💨John McCoy	108.7–111.1	L
IV	8	Dumb BlondesNikolas Steacker	92.7–157.0	L
IV	7	Beats By RaySeamus Flanigan	94.9–134.8	L
IV	6	Bell-o Darkness My Old FriendEric Peters	99.5–146.8	L
IV	5	Hot Chubb Time MachineNick Paley	131.6–88.5	W
IV	4	Spicey SauceLuke Spicer	146.7–116.8	W
IV	3	Chief KeithKeith Paley Jr.	118.3–210.5	L
IV	2	Run CMCRyan Orzeck	137.4–145.6	L
IV	1	Nasty SlobsGabe Giovene	102.7–102.6	W
III	13	The SkrtlesBrendan Dever	92.2–127.3	L
III	12	Run CMCRyan Orzeck	73.5–166.8	L
III	11	Dumb BlondesNikolas Steacker	93.8–105.5	L
III	10	Spicey SauceLuke Spicer	105.6–136.9	L
III	9	Bell-o Darkness My Old FriendEric Peters	72.4–149.6	L
III	8	The ThrashersGeorge Greeby	173.0–136.8	W
III	7	The TeamJohn McCoy	132.6–81.9	W
III	6	Chief KeithKeith Paley Jr.	98.3–132.2	L
III	5	Beats By RaySeamus Flanigan	144.3–106.3	W
III	4	The SkrtlesBrendan Dever	100.9–138.9	L
III	3	Run CMCRyan Orzeck	115.5–115.1	W
III	2	Dumb BlondesNikolas Steacker	135.1–146.6	L
III	1	Spicey SauceLuke Spicer	143.6–120.7	W
II	QF	Ron Mexico's RevengeWill Judd	97.8–137.0	L
II	13	Spicey SauceLuke Spicer	108.8–82.9	W
II	12	RIP SKRT (SKRTLES)Brendan Dever	135.5–109.4	W
II	11	Beats By RaySeamus Flanigan	135.2–126.5	W
II	10	Adrian BeatersonJohn McCoy	109.1–85.7	W
II	9	Team PryorLuke Pryor	178.6–110.7	W
II	8	Spare Players?Keith Paley Jr.	116.2–74.6	W
II	7	Ron Mexico's RevengeWill Judd	154.0–159.0	L
II	6	Dumb BlondesNikolas Steacker	162.5–170.3	L
II	5	Bell-o Darkness My Old FriendEric Peters	114.0–124.7	L
II	4	Spicey SauceLuke Spicer	111.3–148.2	L
II	3	RIP SKRT (SKRTLES)Brendan Dever	89.8–115.1	L
II	2	Beats By RaySeamus Flanigan	103.9–149.2	L
II	1	Adrian BeatersonJohn McCoy	161.9–142.8	W