
Active Coach
Brendan Dever
The Skrtles8 seasons · 2017–2026
51
Career wins
51–51–1 · .500
0
Large Bowls
1 appearance
5
Playoff berths
of 8 seasons
119.8
Points per game
12343 for · 12190 against
Season X · Week 1
The Skrtles
Record
0–0
10th in the league
Points For
0.0
This season
Points Against
0.0
This season
Projected
115.9
Week 1 starters
Luke Spicer · projectedFull matchup →
Season X
Current Roster
SlotStarterPtsProj
QB
Drake Maye—16.3
RB
Kenneth Walker III—14.7
RB
D'Andre Swift—12.3
WR
Amon-Ra St. Brown—18.8
WR
A.J. Brown—14.2
TE
Dallas Goedert—10.9
FLEX
Davante Adams—13.8
D/ST
Eagles D/ST—6.2
K
Eddy Pineiro—8.7
Bench
BE
Jaxson Dart—18.5
BE
MarShawn Lloyd—12.6
BE
Terry McLaurin—12.3
BE
Kyle Monangai—10.3
BE
Makai Lemon—8.5
BE
Alvin Kamara—0.0
Starters—115.9
Updated 2 minutes ago
Career
All-Time Record
Regular Season
48–46–1
.510
Postseason
3–5
.380
All-Play
476–470–1
luck -0.5
Seasons
8
2017–2026
Standing In The Book
Records Held
League leader0.06
Smallest Margin of Victory
The Skrtles 118.48 def. Crab Meat 118.42
3rd all-time40.20
Highest Large Bowl Performance
WR · The Skrtles
3rd all-time155.18
Lowest Combined Score
The Skrtles 91.96 def. Bell-o Darkness My Old Friend 63.22
Career
Signature Games
Highest Score
178.5
2018
Lowest Score
62.2
2022
Biggest Win
+76.1
2018
Closest Win
+0.06
2022
Best Loss
143.7
2017
Streaks
W8 · L7
Longest winning / losing runs
Timeline
Career Path
| Season | Team | Regular | Finish |
|---|---|---|---|
| I2017 | 7–6 | Playoff Berth | |
| II2018 | 8–5 | Semifinalist | |
| III2019 | 6–6–1 | Semifinalist | |
| VI2022 | 5–9 | 10th | |
| VII2023 | 10–4 | Large Bowl Runner-Up | |
| VIII2024 | 7–7 | Playoff Berth | |
| IX2025 | 5–9 | 9th | |
| X2026 | 0–0 | Preseason |
Milestones
2017
Joined the league with RIP SKRT
Season I · finished Playoff Berth
2018
Rebranded as RIP SKRT (SKRTLES)
Previously RIP SKRT
2019
Rebranded as The Skrtles
Previously RIP SKRT (SKRTLES)
2023
Best season: 10–4
The Skrtles · 1994 points for
2026
Most recent season with The Skrtles
0–0 · Preseason
Official Honors
Trophy Case
Large Bowl Appearance
Runner-up
From the record
Playoff Appearance5×
5 seasons in the championship bracket
From the record
Postseason
Playoff History
VIII
Quarterfinal vs Pizza Planet2024 · Seamus Flanigan138.7–162.0VII
Large Bowl vs Run CMC2023 · Ryan Orzeck102.8–118.5VII
Semifinal vs Dumb Blondes2023 · Nikolas Steacker156.1–124.2III
Semifinal vs Run CMC2019 · Ryan Orzeck115.3–151.9III
Quarterfinal vs The Thrashers2019 · George Greeby123.1–97.8II
Semifinal vs Dumb Blondes2018 · Nikolas Steacker112.4–115.3II
Quarterfinal vs Beats By Ray2018 · Seamus Flanigan155.9–122.4IQuarterfinal vs The Campers2017 · Mike Campellone135.2–136.1
Rivalries
Head to Head
| Opponent | All-Time | Streak |
|---|---|---|
| John McCoy | 8–4 | W4 |
Luke Spicer | 6–6 | L3 |
Nikolas Steacker | 6–5 | W1 |
Ryan Orzeck | 2–9 | L5 |
Ethan Spicer | 7–4 | W2 |
Seamus Flanigan | 4–6 | L3 |
Keith Paley Jr. | 3–7 | L3 |
Eric Peters | 7–2 | L1 |
George Greeby | 4–2–1 | L1 |
| Gabe Giovene | 2–1 | L1 |
| Connor Fennell | 1–1 | W1 |
| Luke Pryor | 1–1 | L1 |
| Mike Campellone | 0–2 | L2 |
| Dan Jurgelewicz | 1–0 | W1 |
| Will Judd | 0–1 | L1 |
| Pat Fischetti | 0–1 | L1 |
Draft
Draft History
X · 2026
Amon-Ra St. Brown
WRPick #5 · 15 selections
IX · 2025
Amon-Ra St. Brown
WRPick #8 · 15 selections
VIII · 2024
Breece Hall
RBPick #2 · 15 selections
VII · 2023
Austin Ekeler
RBPick #6 · 15 selections
122 career selections across 8 drafts.
Archive
Complete Game Log
| Season | Opponent | Score | Result |
|---|---|---|---|
| IX | Spicey SauceLuke Spicer | 101.3–120.4 | L |
| IX | Chief KeithKeith Paley Jr. | 76.0–126.4 | L |
| IX | Dumb BlondesNikolas Steacker | 136.7–122.2 | W |
| IX | The ThrashersGeorge Greeby | 100.6–107.9 | L |
| IX | Gas PackJohn McCoy | 130.7–91.2 | W |
| IX | Pizza PlanetSeamus Flanigan | 98.5–120.6 | L |
| IX | Crab MeatEthan Spicer | 109.1–83.5 | W |
| IX | Bell-o Darkness My Old FriendEric Peters | 108.6–133.3 | L |
| IX | Run CMCRyan Orzeck | 113.5–120.8 | L |
| IX | Spicey SauceLuke Spicer | 116.9–121.0 | L |
| IX | Chief KeithKeith Paley Jr. | 119.5–131.0 | L |
| IX | Dumb BlondesNikolas Steacker | 92.2–112.0 | L |
| IX | The ThrashersGeorge Greeby | 137.2–122.7 | W |
| IX | Gas PackJohn McCoy | 99.9–82.5 | W |
| VIII | Pizza PlanetSeamus Flanigan | 138.7–162.0 | L |
| VIII | Chief KeithKeith Paley Jr. | 86.7–124.4 | L |
| VIII | Crab MeatEthan Spicer | 154.0–99.3 | W |
| VIII | Bell-o Darkness My Old FriendEric Peters | 121.9–104.2 | W |
| VIII | Dumb BlondesNikolas Steacker | 139.4–119.1 | W |
| VIII | Spicey SauceLuke Spicer | 75.5–103.4 | L |
| VIII | Run CMCRyan Orzeck | 121.0–133.3 | L |
| VIII | Nasty SlobsGabe Giovene | 116.5–130.6 | L |
| VIII | Gas PackJohn McCoy | 134.2–105.0 | W |
| VIII | Pizza PlanetSeamus Flanigan | 111.4–124.1 | L |
| VIII | Chief KeithKeith Paley Jr. | 125.4–91.8 | W |
| VIII | Crab MeatEthan Spicer | 94.7–117.1 | L |
| VIII | Bell-o Darkness My Old FriendEric Peters | 105.7–102.4 | W |
| VIII | Dumb BlondesNikolas Steacker | 130.7–132.5 | L |
| VIII | Spicey SauceLuke Spicer | 107.4–105.9 | W |
| VII | Run CMCRyan Orzeck | 102.8–118.5 | L |
| VII | Dumb BlondesNikolas Steacker | 156.1–124.2 | W |
| VII | Bell-o Darkness My Old FriendEric Peters | 107.7–91.8 | W |
| VII | Crab MeatEthan Spicer | 134.0–179.9 | L |
| VII | Run CMCRyan Orzeck | 118.1–169.5 | L |
| VII | Spicey SauceLuke Spicer | 123.7–99.8 | W |
| VII | Gas PackJohn McCoy | 165.0–131.0 | W |
| VII | Chief KeithKeith Paley Jr. | 131.2–86.8 | W |
| VII | Nasty SlobsGabe Giovene | 144.3–106.0 | W |
| VII | Pizza PlanetSeamus Flanigan | 125.8–123.3 | W |
| VII | Dumb BlondesNikolas Steacker | 131.5–91.9 | W |
| VII | Bell-o Darkness My Old FriendEric Peters | 92.0–63.2 | W |
| VII | Crab MeatEthan Spicer | 103.0–76.9 | W |
| VII | Run CMCRyan Orzeck | 110.4–163.3 | L |
| VII | Spicey SauceLuke Spicer | 152.5–124.8 | W |
| VII | Gas PackJohn McCoy | 96.3–97.0 | L |
| VI | Crab MeatEthan Spicer | 91.9–96.9 | L |
| VI | The ThrashedGeorge Greeby | 92.4–121.0 | L |
| VI | Spicey SauceLuke Spicer | 116.4–141.8 | L |
| VI | Gas PackJohn McCoy | 109.0–113.2 | L |
| VI | Pizza PlanetSeamus Flanigan | 93.8–138.7 | L |
| VI | Shirtless TeamPat Fischetti | 62.2–98.4 | L |
| VI | Nasty SlobsGabe Giovene | 134.4–113.3 | W |
| VI | Bell-o Darkness My Old FriendEric Peters | 107.1–121.8 | L |
| VI | Chief KeithKeith Paley Jr. | 120.7–128.6 | L |
| VI | Run CMCRyan Orzeck | 158.1–119.1 | W |
| VI | Dumb BlondesNikolas Steacker | 106.2–73.1 | W |
| VI | Crab MeatEthan Spicer | 118.5–118.4 | W |
| VI | The ThrashedGeorge Greeby | 137.9–127.6 | W |
| VI | Spicey SauceLuke Spicer | 105.7–150.1 | L |
| III | Run CMCRyan Orzeck | 115.3–151.9 | L |
| III | The ThrashersGeorge Greeby | 123.1–97.8 | W |
| III | Crab MeatEthan Spicer | 127.3–92.2 | W |
| III | The ThrashersGeorge Greeby | 145.1–85.1 | W |
| III | Run CMCRyan Orzeck | 95.2–146.7 | L |
| III | The TeamJohn McCoy | 109.2–96.0 | W |
| III | Dumb BlondesNikolas Steacker | 126.1–147.3 | L |
| III | Chief KeithKeith Paley Jr. | 110.1–172.5 | L |
| III | Spicey SauceLuke Spicer | 84.8–94.4 | L |
| III | Beats By RaySeamus Flanigan | 130.9–125.3 | W |
| III | Bell-o Darkness My Old FriendEric Peters | 140.3–104.4 | W |
| III | Crab MeatEthan Spicer | 138.9–100.9 | W |
| III | The ThrashersGeorge Greeby | 144.7–144.7 | T |
| III | Run CMCRyan Orzeck | 118.0–151.0 | L |
| III | The TeamJohn McCoy | 126.6–141.9 | L |
| II | Dumb BlondesNikolas Steacker | 112.4–115.3 | L |
| II | Beats By RaySeamus Flanigan | 155.9–122.4 | W |
| II | Bell-o Darkness My Old FriendEric Peters | 139.2–104.3 | W |
| II | Bad JuJuRyan Orzeck & Ethan Spicer | 109.4–135.5 | L |
| II | Adrian BeatersonJohn McCoy | 154.6–78.5 | W |
| II | Spare Players?Keith Paley Jr. | 120.5–170.5 | L |
| II | Dumb BlondesNikolas Steacker | 127.1–86.1 | W |
| II | Spicey SauceLuke Spicer | 114.3–112.7 | W |
| II | Beats By RaySeamus Flanigan | 146.2–123.6 | W |
| II | Team PryorLuke Pryor | 107.0–153.3 | L |
| II | Ron Mexico's RevengeWill Judd | 107.3–140.5 | L |
| II | Bell-o Darkness My Old FriendEric Peters | 167.7–140.5 | W |
| II | Bad JuJuRyan Orzeck & Ethan Spicer | 115.1–89.8 | W |
| II | Adrian BeatersonJohn McCoy | 105.6–158.4 | L |
| II | Spare Players?Keith Paley Jr. | 178.5–135.5 | W |
| I | The CampersMike Campellone | 135.2–136.1 | L |
| I | Spicey SauceLuke Spicer | 140.9–125.0 | W |
| I | Beats By RaySeamus Flanigan | 143.7–165.9 | L |
| I | I'm retardedConnor Fennell | 136.7–89.1 | W |
| I | DogShxt WeetardsJohn McCoy | 108.0–103.2 | W |
| I | The CampersMike Campellone | 84.7–93.3 | L |
| I | Fook FloydLuke Pryor | 126.2–116.5 | W |
| I | Dumb BlondesNikolas Steacker | 94.3–151.8 | L |
| I | Team JurgelewiczDan Jurgelewicz | 133.0–75.2 | W |
| I | Team PaleyKeith Paley Jr. | 91.7–109.4 | L |
| I | Spicey SauceLuke Spicer | 112.2–95.9 | W |
| I | Beats By RaySeamus Flanigan | 137.5–154.8 | L |
| I | I'm retardedConnor Fennell | 118.4–123.1 | L |
| I | DogShxt WeetardsJohn McCoy | 131.7–71.1 | W |
















